Sunday, March 10, 2013

Suggested Haredi Flyers

Today it was reported that flyers were hung up in Jerusalem stating "Remeber what the Bayit Hayehudi did to you" (punning "Remember what Amalek did to you"). I thought I'd help the Haredim out, with some other possible flyers:

  •  “Her ways are ways of pleasantness and all her paths are peace.” well, unless you voted Bennett.

דרכיה דרכי נעם וכל נתיבותיה שלום, אלא אם הצבעת בנט.

  • "All Israel has a share in the World to Come", Lucky the Jewish Home are Goyim.

כל ישראל יש להם חלק לעולם הבא, מזל שהבית היהודי גויים

  • There are seventy faces to the Torah, but the Jewish Home is #71.

שבעים פנים לתורה, אבל הבית היהודי הוא מספר 71.

  • These And These Are The Words of the Living God. These - is Shas, and these - is United Torah Judaism.

אלו ואלו דברי אלו-הים חיים. אלו- זה ש״ס ואלו- זו יהדות התורה
(H/T @hershtal)

Feel free to send me more suggestions!

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